Cabins for rent. Ales, beds, poor company. All new arrivals report here.

Merch from places that don’t exist.

The general store, the inn, the fishing wharf, the census office. Drawn like an old shop sign, printed in cream ink on heavyweight fleece. No logos. If you know, you know.

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Lumbridge General StoreThe Blue Moon InnKaramja Fishing Co.Draynor ManorAl Kharid Scimitar WorksBarbarian VillageCensus & Excise OfficeThe South Wall CornerclubVivec Canton FerryThe Newlands LodgeSurilie BrothersThe Jerall View Inn

Purveyors of fine goods · Est. 2001Ales · Beds · Poor companyLobster · Tuna · SwordfishGuided tours · Guests rarely leaveBlades forged dailyTrout · Salmon · Willow logsAll new arrivals report hereRooms · Sujamma · DiscretionGondola service · All cantonsFine rooms · River viewsWest Weald · SkingradHot meals · Warm beds · Mead

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Lumbridge General Store on the back of a black hoodie

Lumbridge General Store

Purveyors of fine goods since 2001.

The Blue Moon Inn on the back of a coal hoodie

The Blue Moon Inn

Ales, beds, poor company. Open late.

Karamja Fishing Co. on the back of a faded bone tee

Karamja Fishing Co.

Lobster, tuna, swordfish. Return ferry 30gp.

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Census & Excise Office on the back of a black hoodie

Census & Excise Office

All new arrivals report here.

The South Wall Cornerclub on the back of a coal hoodie

The South Wall Cornerclub

Rooms, sujamma, discretion.

Vivec Canton Ferry on the back of a faded black tee

Vivec Canton Ferry

Gondola service, all cantons.

Drawn from the town, not the box art.

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colour of ink

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logos, characters or box art

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the year it all starts

Made to order

Nothing sits in a warehouse. Each piece is printed after you order it, at the print house nearest you, and posted within a week.

Reads as vintage

One-colour engraved artwork, a fake address, an est. date. To anyone else it’s a nice old lumber-mill hoodie. To you it’s 2004.

Made in WA

Backwhen is one person in Western Australia who spent too long in these places. Every design is drawn from the town itself, not the box art.

If you know, you know.

Start with Gielinor

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